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THAT WAS CLOSE - she almost dropped the phone


TAGS: bad parenting
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:14 pm
Meanwhile, elsewhere, child protective services is giving a parent the third degree for telling their chid to sit in the corner.
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm
Censored, huh? Whatta beech!
DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 5:26 pm
Whatta bitch!
buggy - December 24, 2012, 1:11 am
Selfish....
ughomer - October 9, 2012, 7:40 pm
One of your best!
JesusWept - October 7, 2012, 1:25 pm
Well, she's blonde XD
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 4, 2012, 9:23 am
Hilarious!!!
WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:47 pm
Are you kidding???!!! Honestly, leopard print is so 1990s.
Krissie - September 30, 2012, 2:57 am
Seriously?? wow...stupid woman
Bolverk3778 - September 15, 2012, 5:46 pm
For God's sake (and the child's) Get a hands free headset woman!!
voodoo3535 - September 14, 2012, 3:22 pm
Yeeeccch


MIKE LITORIS. - Great name choice.


TAGS: his parents are assholes
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Conrad Palmer

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:02 am
strawberry rhubarb.....
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2010, 12:41 am
and this one.
Narutarded - January 8, 2009, 5:42 am
Funny thing is, they interviewed this guy for a different story six months earlier, and he said his last name was "Hunt".
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 2:50 am
I'd love to meet his parents.
my clitoris - January 7, 2009, 8:33 pm
haha good one


CREATIVE PARENTING - It's a guy thing...




PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"




Parenting -


TAGS: parenting godfather horse
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm
Is This A Real Picture .


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




ROLLERBLADING - Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents that you're gay


TAGS: rollerblade gay joke parents
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by caveman

Sean - July 21, 2011, 3:06 pm
This is hilarious. And I do love to rollerblade ... not, I hope, that there is anything wrong with that.


PARENTING -


TAGS: parent demanding moody boss coworker
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:10 am
LOL...yeah


Statistically speaking -


TAGS: statistics 6 out of 7 dwarfs arent happy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Thedewd - August 19, 2017, 2:53 pm
"rny" See above.
Thedewd - August 19, 2017, 2:52 pm
There was an eighth dwarf they don't talk about. He was the one that nailed Snow White, and his name was "Horny".
Oldsod - July 10, 2015, 2:08 pm
Brilliant!


PARENTING - You're doing it right




FAVORITISM - Your parents lied when they said they loved you all equally


TAGS: favoritism birds parents
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Kanidasha

Kanidasha - June 13, 2010, 12:16 am
This was my first time ever seeing this picture when I came across it. But then again....this is the internet, nothing is original anymore.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow another version of #12063 which was plagiarized by #81378... not to mention the internet since 1991.


BAD PARENTING - This is what it looks like.


TAGS: parenting blowup doll baby
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by katcoker1989

agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 3:52 pm
Likewise, motifakes.


TEENAGE DAUGHTER -


TAGS: girls teen fatherhood attitude parenting
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 10:00 pm
Pretty damn funny
Reality Lord - February 5, 2012, 7:24 am

awesome
oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:32 pm
moove get out the way move
agdaniele - February 23, 2011, 5:55 pm
And young guys today think it's hard to make a girlfriend out of one... they have no idea.
culos - February 23, 2011, 2:05 pm
You're sooooooooooo right, Mine's is 15 and sweet! (She made me say that...)


PLAGIARISM - Now In 3D!


TAGS: same shit different color
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by forseti

rnbw00 - June 21, 2011, 7:37 pm
As I was sitting in the theater watching Avatar, it suddenly hit me, "This is a sci-fi version of Dances With Wolves"
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:18 am
god damn... i hate when this happens. sorry!
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:18 am
uhh... didn't search for it. (that should be the excuse of cameron, too, don't you think?!?) ;)
forseti - April 3, 2010, 8:17 am
uhh... didn't search for it. (that should be the excuse of cameron, too, don't you think?!?) ;)
ThatGuy - April 3, 2010, 1:51 am
How many times are the mods gonna approve this poster?


MORE CHILDREN -


TAGS: children parenting
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:22 am
Sure enough. And there's no free safety.


TRUST -


TAGS: vase broken same different lose
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - June 14, 2011, 9:05 pm
Well done Rerun. 5L It's unfortunate that most people throw the vase away, cause everybody screws up sometimes.
Beo69 - June 8, 2011, 4:37 pm
Wise words!
dgoalie01 - June 7, 2011, 9:31 pm
thats deep man
house - June 7, 2011, 8:47 pm
nice


PARENTING SKILLS -




RESPONSIBLE PARENTING -


TAGS: thoughtless parent child danger
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

crankyhead - February 18, 2011, 3:02 pm
plastic bag instead of a helmet FTW! LOL


UNCONDITIONAL LOVE -


TAGS: love parent child
Rating: 4.5/5

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szo850 - November 22, 2012, 3:06 pm
Thank you :)
twill1962 - November 17, 2012, 8:41 am
Thanks for this poster! It made my day!


BABY BACK RIBS - Your doing it wrong You have to marinade them first


TAGS: baby bbq parenting
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by FredricT

mickeyfinn - December 21, 2013, 10:02 am
this is in VERY BAD taste. No pun intended you sick stupid sphincter boy.
FredricT - December 13, 2010, 12:04 pm
Of course its child abuse, I mean no sauce, its still kicking so it wont cook evenly, and the diaper will cause the rump roast to be overdone on the outside and underdone on the inside What a waste of a perfectly good baby
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm
NOT!!!!
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm
NOT LOL. Child Abuse is never LOL, Poster rocks
Brady Raphael - December 12, 2010, 5:09 pm
LOL child abuse.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:14 pm

spelling nazi's....p'ffffft. wait....i feel a poster coming on.
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 12:58 pm
Marinade - noun. Marinate - verb. =D
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:49 am

argh on the spelling. you did a nice job re-working and re-submitting. 4 from me dude.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 9:39 am
spelling, You're doing it wrong. 3L


PARENTS - They lie to you, because you ruined their lives


TAGS: parents nightmare kids
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

LOLOLOL - April 12, 2009, 2:22 pm
UR AN IDIOT, thats pedobear when he wakes up in the morning. He wants his first *doink* of the day!
Buttplug67 - February 27, 2009, 11:15 am
Hey! I'm in the picture! Under the bed!


I AM A UNI STUDENT - I’m an unemployed, drunk, living off cereal and noodles And my parents have never been prouder


TAGS: parents drunk uni student of
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by caveman

Reality Lord - July 12, 2011, 10:21 am

second guy on the right, back row...he's got a boner watching the other guys...lolz


COSTUME KIDS -




CULOS IS BEHIND ALL OF THIS -


TAGS: different outlook
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

bricemara - November 19, 2011, 4:37 pm
i must be a pervert than
RHJunior - October 2, 2011, 3:55 am
For men with standards, it is obvious that she has an ass so wide it looks like two hams stuffed down her pants.
kangboy123 - September 30, 2011, 4:18 pm
i wish she was n**ked
pieman - September 30, 2011, 2:13 pm
*hold all that in If I could type.... na I still wouldn't be funny.
pieman - September 30, 2011, 2:06 pm
You also forgot the guys who actually have seen her naked. We are thinking "Damn! Does that material come in a vest? Anything that can hold a that in must be able to stop a bullet!"
Jerk - September 30, 2011, 1:49 pm
I noticed a woman wearing a thong with a nice ass... now i wish she was naked
mariand - September 30, 2011, 1:11 am
If out there is a dog, then it's only your fault for that...lol
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 10:38 pm
You forgot gay guys.. which, I have to say the first thing I noticed was the dog.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 29, 2011, 8:15 pm
i didn't notice the dog, it looks like a bald guy turning the other way


ESPRESSO! - It's so FREAKIN' good!




TOLERATE -


TAGS: cats pet parents
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 1:19 pm

man i love the look of the cats face. the title and caption are awesome. 5 is to low for this one fp.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:01 pm
Just priceless.


DAY BY DAY - Nothing Changes... But When You look Back Everything is Different




LIKE FATHER - Like son




PROOF POSITIVE - Any self-centered, irresponsible idiot can become a parent.


TAGS: texting parent baby idiot funny
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by paulosportivo

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:53 pm
Don't forget, "Dad" is the dolt holding the phone that took this picture. :P
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:19 pm
You could upload the pic to Stupid Humans and/or Societies Mirror


CIRCLE OF LIFE - It's a bit different than what Disney showed you.




life -


TAGS: hiding life silly monty python and now for something completely different
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:41 am
Then can you tell me how you got yourself into those leotards...teehee
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:08 pm
Been There .


DEFINITION OF BADASS -




TOO EARLY -


TAGS: parent child teen
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2013, 10:49 pm
Ouch! ROFLMAO!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 2:50 pm
Well 5aid!


PARENTS - Always hiding the truth from us...


TAGS: dog sad funny parents always hiding the truth
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Nathan

Dangle - July 9, 2010, 3:41 am
im not sure if thats a parental win or fail... funny as hell either way! lol
LD0ne - August 26, 2009, 10:34 am
LOL that is awesome
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 11:48 am
I always wondered where Skittles was. How could he?
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:36 am
I'd do that one for free! Two seriously scarred kids...coming up!
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 8:51 am
ill do it, sorry kids
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 10:51 pm
Haha i was reading that yesterdya xD
Im Suddenly An Actor - July 27, 2009, 10:48 pm
For $500 Ill bloody do it!
Preacher Man - July 2, 2009, 11:34 pm
Is it any wonder that so many people believe conspiracy theories? If you can't trust your own father to not conspire against you...
RandomApe - July 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Wow, just...wow


GOOD PARENTING - Nice to know it still exists somewhere


TAGS: good parenting
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Etherpirate

4Real - March 24, 2009, 1:12 pm
Realy great! lesson of life.
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 5:44 am
That terrific mom should have her likeness on Mt. Rushmore. Nice to know she loves her son THAT much.
Dude - September 3, 2008, 9:40 pm
She is awesome beyond belief.
Ben Dover - September 3, 2008, 11:19 am
These are the women who really deserve "Mother of the Year" awards.
yer mom - August 29, 2008, 4:45 pm
awesome mom!!
r - August 17, 2008, 11:52 am
this happened to a girl in my neighbor hood. we drove past that place like five times laughing at her
TigerKid - June 30, 2008, 10:33 pm
Tough love done right. The fact she stays next to him almost brought a tear to my eye.
J - June 23, 2008, 12:49 am
No kidding. This mom is awesome.


REALLY GOOD REDNECK PARENTS -


TAGS: redneck parents daughter smoke kids
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by steph1

steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:24 am
@voodoo3535 - it actually is Ann Coulter - she comes around quite regularly for a bit of "squirrel shopping"
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:18 am
@ culos - yea, stupid witness protection program - had no choice in my new identity
culos - February 17, 2011, 10:45 am
@Steph1; This proves you look nothing like your avatar, what's up with that?
voodoo3535 - February 17, 2011, 10:39 am
Nice pic of Ann Coulter in the back.


PARENTING - You're doing it right


TAGS: parenting
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Eltarian

EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2012, 2:08 am
He shouldn't wear a condom???


KIDS - Absolutely, positively, the fastest way to die poor and stressed


TAGS: kids parents family
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by motinet

Peso - January 4, 2011, 6:24 am
When you figure that trick out for real, I'll pay you. Have a daughter w/2 kids that moved back in 6 months ago. They're back.........


KISSING ASS - Contrary to popular belief Wealth, Loyalty and Looks Are not the primary factors in a happy relationship


TAGS: happy relationships arent easy
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by holymoly

maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 2:44 pm
Good One 5up !


PARENTS - Teaching personal responsibility to the next generation


TAGS: parents kids
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

agdaniele - March 25, 2010, 8:52 am
1L for this, then.
Reason - October 20, 2009, 4:20 pm
my dad taught me how to shoot when i was young. It does teach responsibility. You are responsible for all firearms in the room if no one else knows shit about guns. that was my lesson. exact words
passersby - August 29, 2009, 11:33 am
It's an EOTech not an Aimpoint.
FTACHASER357 - June 26, 2009, 7:53 pm
GySgt .. GOOD EYE Dude! ;-)
FTACHASER357 - June 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
5 here from the Peanut Gallery. Both my children have been trained in how to handle firearms. AND, they are really good shots! :-)
GySgt1811 - June 26, 2009, 7:01 pm
Sure she can. Simple as pie. Her parents installed an "Aimpoint" on the rail. Very thoughtful.
Token - April 15, 2009, 5:17 pm
she's probably not even capable of aiming it.....


HIGHER EDUCATION -


TAGS: be the same and different
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Bull

GaryO - July 23, 2012, 3:20 pm
heh, heh....exactly, 5L


OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


PARENTING 101 - Every guy your daughter brings home will look just like this guy to you. Just keep saying in your head, "I'm too pretty for prison."




INSANITY -


TAGS: manson insane masturbation parents caught
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 1:04 am
Accept, don't explain.
Hawamleh - August 14, 2010, 12:46 am
Thanks A Lot Guys...I was jsut sitting there and i thought...what if i was charles manson and my parents caught me masturbating.. wow why would i even think that.. my mind is now full of fuk... O_O
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
Hmmm Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!.... Bitch.... awwwwwwww. Bastard Bastard, Bastard Bastard!
TheTrashHeap - August 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
I can't find the words to express how goddamn funny this poster is. Hat's off to Hawamleh you twisted little bastard.
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:08 pm
Wow, this is good... I shouldn't like this as much as I do. The picture rounds it out perfectly.


MW3 -


TAGS: same game different cover mw3 sucks
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

abraaz - January 20, 2012, 6:07 am
Yes but the thing is this game is actually copied and pasted, well most of it is anyway. For instance when server crash on PC you get this meassage "We're sorry but the Modern Warefare 2 servers have crashed" I mean like seriously, that is an epic fail xD
falloutghoul - January 19, 2012, 2:03 pm
I object! And no, I am not defending Money Wasted 3!
Sho - January 18, 2012, 11:24 pm
All video game sequels are a copy paste lol
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:39 pm
Nice. Harsh. Ouch. I'm clueless about video games, but I get it. 5L


RULE 34 - It was going to happen eventually...


TAGS: timmy vicky fairly odd parents
Rating: 3.7/5

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herowish6 - December 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
it was inetivable! but now to make people mad! >:3 HOLY CRAP! AWESOME! i should watch a few episodes with that in my mind.
herowish6 - December 21, 2010, 9:13 am
holy crap! actually i already knew this was going to happen but still!
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 7:23 pm
Holy Crap! Awesome! I should watch a few episodes with that in my mind.
godofgods16 - December 2, 2009, 8:21 pm
fuckin awesome man...


INSANITY - It's hereditary. We get it from the kids.




THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - Should be given to the Nuclear Bomb 78 million people killed in Wars from 1900 - 1945. NO world wars since


TAGS: nukes are a deterrent
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Airman

SamV - October 23, 2009, 12:03 pm
Whether you are being sarcastic , which i know you arent, or for real you failed at this one airman
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 7:48 am
As long as there's no hair in my bacon Haar. Ew.
Haarakkon - October 15, 2009, 5:08 am
Splitting hairs and dicing numbers. "No World Wars" - that's true, insofar as it goes. There wasn't an active WW in 1900, either, so the head count should start at 1914.
Nitekreeper - October 15, 2009, 4:29 am
You're forgetting the Vietnam war and the wars in the middle east, of course. Did you even think before you posted this.
Haarakkon - October 15, 2009, 2:09 am
Excepting for, of course, those religious folks who refuse to eat pork. So what, about half the earth's population?
Sean - October 15, 2009, 1:56 am
carried on a cozy ten minutes or more after everyone involved figured out that there was more than enough bacon to go around?
Sean - October 15, 2009, 1:54 am
You guys are all retarded. F*uc*k the bomb. You only ever used it to kill civilians anyway. Give the Nobel Peace Prize to bacon! No war has ever been fought by, over, or otherwise because of ... bacon! But name even one war that would have been ...
LURCH - October 15, 2009, 1:13 am
WTFO I was simply stating the case openly in an arena that would remain unconvinced if Obama himself admitted failure. though ineffective, it feels AMSOME to let go of the ire I really feel towards this charletain in a borrowed suit of feelgoodism. sorry
klikklak - October 14, 2009, 2:24 am
Yet.
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:55 am
While there are some valid points in that rant, I prefer a more civil tone based on his actions and policies. I try to avoid the personal attacks since none of us know him on a personal level. Do as you like Lurch, but calmly stating facts is stonger, IMO
LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:50 am
Of course the world loves him, he has singlehadedly weakened the only superpower and rendered the dollar unstable. He has agreed that America is the evil that the world must defeat and a socialist love fest will ensue right after the world comes together!
LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:47 am
OBAMA SUCKS BALLS AS A POTUS, SENATOR, AND PERSON complete epic fail! forget debate, Unless you embrace the demise of the constitution and the USA, He is the ultimate FAIL! Screw him and the liberal pussies that voted him into office, hope you are happy
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:26 am
troops and the POTUS had to consider it for a few weeks, while he went to lobby the Olympics board for Chicago and his wife. Soldiers are dying, but the Olympics are more important to him. That is a disgrace from the Commander in Chief, period. v/r,
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:25 am
What I am stating is that he sent a message to Iraq that we were gone when he got in and that contributed to losing some of the gains under the surge. Also, he appointed his Afghan General and has only met with him ONCE. That Gen asked for additional
Sean - October 14, 2009, 12:20 am
"Not doing as well anymore though" -- uhmm are you suggesting that Obabma has cut spending on your two wars? And that THAT is the reason you are not doing as well?
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:15 am
It's funny that there has been massive spending to increase the size of our govt over the past 9 months with the notable exception of the 15% cut in the Dept of Defense's budget. Hmm, strange we still are in 2 wars right? Not doing as well any more though
Sean - October 14, 2009, 12:08 am
Shame. Your economy could use a good world war right aboot now. *snickers*
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:06 am
Hell yeah, Amn!
Player_Meyer - October 13, 2009, 4:53 am
The first Nuclear bomb was only tested on the 16th of July in 1945... but yeah it is a buzzkill for world wars
Derek - October 12, 2009, 6:41 pm
Perfectly true, but just keeping people comfortable would account for it too.


DISCIPLINE - Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes


TAGS: weak parents make weak children
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Sho

Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 9:41 pm
What a cute picture.


stupid is as stupid does -




LEASHES - Now available in innocent-looking child backpacks.


TAGS: leash fail idiot bad parenting
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by youfail12

Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 10:16 pm
Mom needs a slap
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:50 pm
*hard to imagine
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:50 pm
I foresee an awkward mother-son intervention looming. Of course it's hard any non-awkward mother-son such things. Hard, but not impossible.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:41 pm
We've strayed past a few indecent innuendos there, too.
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:38 pm
*snickers* And what does it mean when your mother is actually holding that "monkey" by the tail? I think we've strayed way past ritalin on this one.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:27 pm
Too soon in life to have a monkey on your back.


WHAT? - You don't have the Rent? That's it! RELEASE THE KRACKEN!!




GIFT OF GIVING -


TAGS: gift parents taught fortunate toy
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 6:26 pm
I know a guy who had this philosophy. The guy dating his ex wife didn't believe him and tried to start a fight anyway. Then he fell down.
JesusWept - December 28, 2012, 10:06 pm
LMAO!! Brilliant XD
Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:58 pm

nicely done.


NICE CHOPS -




TERROR TANTRUMS - Read this sign and avoid one.


TAGS: signs bad parenting kids warnings
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 11:15 am
I don't see this poster often enough. XD
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 1:31 am
AMEN!
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 12:57 pm
That's it I'm throwing a tantrum!
north star - September 21, 2009, 12:52 pm
The sign rocks! - 5 lions for you


HEALING TOUCH -


TAGS: tree huggers to respect women proud parents ain t life grand
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

shyoru - May 2, 2011, 9:03 pm
lol, i know this tree, in fact i've climbed to the top, its in calafornia.


PROUD PARENTS - Every time this Picture is viewed, his mother cuts her wrists a little deeper


TAGS: pride proud ginger gangster kid how to make your parents cry
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by WeAreAllFucked

M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 9:59 am
There is a problem with your statement R.S.Jake... the braces might cause the projectile to ricochet...
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
Only if he puts it in mouth and pulls the trigger.
rerun - January 20, 2010, 8:12 pm

you really wnat to give a kid with that facial expression a real gun?
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 8:06 pm
that's just a bb gun


PARENTING - Cause she's better than your mother


TAGS: parenting mother bad better baby
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by didiergerrard

TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:55 pm
Learn Some thing every day aye?
rerun - December 16, 2010, 6:22 pm

If it is an exact copy (text/image) from anywhere it is plagerism UNLESS you made the initial post (wherever that original post may be)
TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:17 pm
Curious Question:is it plagerism if someone else uses it in a motifake.
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 4:47 pm
That comment is a million times better than this fake.
RoninJedi - December 16, 2010, 1:47 pm
misplacing a BLT is a serious matter


PARENTING SKILLS -


TAGS: parents kids love hate death
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Faceplant31 - August 17, 2010, 3:47 pm
Both of mine are still in the cute stage so i am good for now
Airman - August 17, 2010, 3:41 pm
I am going to use this with my 20 yr old daughter real soon.. they will grow out of it, they will grow out of it..
Reality Lord - August 17, 2010, 3:00 pm

oh yah 5L's. i have teens so i can relate.


FORMATIVE -




"you are grounded!" -


TAGS: parents children discipline punishment grounded
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:24 pm
Whoa! That is old school!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:23 pm
With all due respect to your comment, the poster said nothing about "beating" your child. "Discipline" is foolishly synonymous with "beating" and "abuse." A parent can discipline without laying a hand on their child - as you've proven.
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:21 pm

I remember getting "licks" in school, going home & telling parents....then getting more at home. Dicipline is a good thing.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2013, 5:15 pm
Most career prisoners were beaten as kids. My kid, now 33, wasn't and has never had a run in with the police. Your argument is invalid.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:56 pm
Good to hear that. Glad to know there are some actual parents out there. I bet, though, you probably don't live in California, LOL.
freasy - May 17, 2013, 12:40 pm
GROUNDING yep we do that. Spanking also. Our kids say yes Sir and Yes Mam.


WOMEN AND CATS DO WHAT THEY WANT -


TAGS: different species different rules
Rating: 4/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 4:37 pm
That is why there are Irish sunglasses and more than on e way to skin a cat.
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 3:07 pm
sickartist is on roll...ditto on the rerun comment
rerun - January 3, 2010, 12:35 pm

so very true


MASS CRUCIFIXION -


TAGS: the caption is different to relay a different message religion christianity crucifixion atheism
Rating: 4/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 7:56 pm
LMFAO..great turn around at the end!
javalord32 - July 15, 2010, 12:09 pm
AWESOME
Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:30 pm
Those others were douches not to let him cross on theirs.
pzykosiz - May 2, 2010, 9:51 pm
from crucifiction, it turns into walking the plank. nice job
Sean - May 2, 2010, 9:26 pm
Way to think it through, Lincoln. I mean it's not like Jesus was carrying his cross to a stag or something.
pieman - May 2, 2010, 9:18 pm
Wrong. Oh so wrong. 5 see you in hell.


DO YOU KNOW ME? - I'm Mr. Spock from Enterprise Car Rental


TAGS: spock enterprise car rental
Rating: 3.93/5

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Derek - February 11, 2010, 3:18 pm
He's always time-travelling


SWINE FLU - How Pandemics Get Started




OF COURSE YOU DID IT - You're an only child


TAGS: apes childhood parenting humor
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - January 8, 2012, 12:52 am

Thanks for the suggestion, but I have no idea what you're referring to. I am a total goober at this, just having a good time.
the1stCOMMI3 - January 8, 2012, 12:50 am
Try wigflip next time, it'll make it look better


STRAIGHT SHOOTING - Now available in stereo


TAGS: twin gunners of different mothers
Rating: 4.33/5

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ICEMAN - May 4, 2010, 9:47 pm
I love surround sound. 5 rounds downrange.


FUTURE -


TAGS: future randon kid trusr parent
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 18, 2012, 5:24 am
lol
Zetmonk - October 18, 2012, 3:37 am
So simple, and yet absolute genius!


GOOD PARENTING - The secret is to get your priorities in order.


TAGS: arenting fail priority secret barfly
Rating: 4.92/5

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twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 11:13 am
I saw this at the bowling alley I used to work at. Parents would be drinking and bowling while their kids were trying to sleep. Pitiful.


PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planned parenthood
Rating: 4.79/5

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Airman - October 17, 2012, 12:47 pm
thanks, nice way to start the day!
Haarakkon - October 17, 2012, 4:33 am
Wow! You've still got it, Airman. Indeed, I think you've never lost it.


Parents -




FREAK -


TAGS: different normal ok cubby
Rating: 4.7/5

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5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 9:13 am
I was wondering if it was a backhanded tribute.
Cubbybear - November 22, 2010, 9:04 am
Believe Me ... all us Motifakers are.
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 11:11 pm
Is that a hint?


AS SLOWLY DAWNS ANOTHER DAY, - Eyelids flutter, dreams melt away. And what is left ahead of me? Just another case of S.S.D.D.




COMMUNICATION TECHNOLOGY -




PARENTING SKILLS - She's your daughter, not a bowling ball.




CASTLE -


TAGS: life time human nature neurotic psychotic psychiatrist collect rent build air live lawrence quote marostica italy
Rating: 3.29/5

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Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:27 am
'Chateaux' means 'castle' in french... 4L!


PARENTING - you're doing it wrong


TAGS: wrong parenting scary baby dead
Rating: 2.1/5

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ICEMAN - March 7, 2010, 12:46 am
Motifaking. You're doing it wrong.


PARENTING SKILLS - some lack more then others




CONGRATULATIONS - on the 22 year financial burden you didn't fully consider


TAGS: baby parenthood
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 4, 2014, 2:14 am
Amen!


PROS AND CONS -


TAGS: narcolepsy sleep pr0n parents maps of hawaii
Rating: 5/5

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Cubbybear - October 19, 2010, 10:15 am
Scat porn...where? All of these are pure gold
Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 10:04 am
Written, directed and he was the main targe... i mean star. 5L aggy
TheTrashHeap - October 19, 2010, 8:35 am
Was it written and directed by Moooooooooooooooooo?


TRY AS YOU MIGHT -




DEFINING MOMENTS -


TAGS: kid innocence fear love parenting
Rating: 4.72/5

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rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:25 pm

excellent


CHILDREN -


TAGS: kids child baby sex parenthood britney spears
Rating: 4.54/5

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Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:10 am
Beautiful poster. And I concur with everything after the comma. Before the comma, not so much. As for the tags, well they just creep me out big time.
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
LOL @ the tags... Take some notes guys. This is how it's done. 5L
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:29 am
It can be troublesome when you are married. Try explaining it to them when they catch you with the ex.
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 10:19 am
Amsome Aggy. I always like to just practice too!
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 9:13 am
@Bart: I think I'm offended. No hallways here!
rerun - April 1, 2010, 4:38 am

trying to relight the heat is harder that trying to relight wet charcoal in a grill.
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 2:01 am
I'm not sure how people have multiple kids, really. I mean, after an entire human being has passed through...how do you top that? lol jk 5/5
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 1:51 am
i concur, mr. cubby
Cubbybear - April 1, 2010, 1:24 am
It's fun making them though


RELIEF -


TAGS: relief overdone needs different relief
Rating: 4.54/5

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5150monkeylove - February 21, 2011, 1:01 pm
thanks bone
BoneCD - February 21, 2011, 7:14 am
@Monkeylove...try using the sync tool at: http://www.motifake.com/sync.php
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:56 pm
Is all well? nothing to vent on anymore... 'tis a sad day for spies everywhere.
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:52 pm
already done prior to your sage advice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 20, 2011, 11:49 pm
You'll have to PM Mr.M and have it removed and resubmit. Maybe that will teach you to pay closer attention.....crybaby.
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:12 pm
Please fix this.
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:12 pm
Hey! Where did my name go?


THE TRUTH IS -




BORING PEOPLE. - There's no such thing. Really, they're just a different kind of weird than you are.




PARENTHOOD - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.




PARENTS - We're not being condescending We're too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand




WHAT THE F**K -


TAGS: different cat wtf
Rating: 3.43/5

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LogicDude - March 14, 2009, 10:46 pm
That would have to be Danny on the far left though...super tall geno, gini, smart guy!
Cubbybear - March 14, 2009, 9:00 pm
Yeah Ron..it is me:(


nonsensical nonsense #9 -




Tough Love -




Obediance -


TAGS: obedience defiance parents
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 4, 2013, 3:58 am
If kids were always obedient, there wouldn't be any grand-kids.
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 3:26 pm
and destined for the hall of fame.
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 3:25 pm
E...P....I...C!


IF YOU EVER WONDERED -




PARENTING - Like any task It is just a matter of having the right tools




TRADITION -


TAGS: fatherhood bonding love parenting blackout
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:33 pm
Thanks, all. I loved those walks.
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:42 pm
Superb.
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:48 pm
just gorgeous aggy
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:25 pm

5'd...fav'd and definate classic material.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 11:59 am
"I always thought my dad was superman until I found out he was just another drunk in a cape"--Dave Attel...5 L


THE 3RD WHEEL -


TAGS: 3rd wheel sweat pants arent cool anymore ivan sheesh
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:56 pm
Great one!
Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:03 pm
LOL...Dem jeans make a difference! 5 sweaty lions


FATHERHOOD -


TAGS: parenting dad fear mexico
Rating: 4.45/5

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Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 3:50 am
Both...I like to think the kid wet himself
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 2:42 am
LOL! On the kid or the dad?
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 2:09 am
LOL! The face of fear...Priceless


PARENTING IS TOUGH - Are you sure you know exactly where your teenage daughter is RIGHT NOW THIS MINUTE ?




DIFFERENT -


TAGS: different people race individuality all the same
Rating: 4.4/5

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Hawamleh - January 7, 2013, 8:07 am
Woah this is old.. how did this end up here on the frontpage ? ?
Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 4:04 pm
thanks
forseti - October 10, 2010, 8:22 am
I love the idea. 5L
Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 7:45 am
Oh,Ok.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:17 pm
Sorry, Hammy. Saw one just like this on Despair.com two years ago, but they used a snowflake instead.


PARENTHOOD - The best years of your life


TAGS: parenthood children fail kissing
Rating: 4.26/5

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maoworks2 - November 29, 2011, 8:18 am
Great Stuff !
mariand - November 20, 2011, 1:00 pm
LOL... and the craziest, and the most funny!?


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